February 2012
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
Imagine One Direction on Silent Library
Host: and remember...silence!
Harry:
Zayn:
Liam:
Louis:
Niall: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Hater: Fuck one direction.
Me: Challenge accepted.
blainiacs:
lol everything was seriously FINALLY going great in quinn’s life.
she just got back on the cheerios, new directions won regionals, she’s going to yale, and she’s finally at a good spot in her friendship with rachel.
and now she might end up in a wheelchair because of a car accident.
wow. great.
"I'm looking forward to marriage equality in all...
kissedmequiteinsane:
god bless blaine anderson
The boys are going to be in Canada in 5 days
heckyeahonedizzle:
cat: meow
me: meow
cat: meow
me: meow
cat walks away
me: sorry did i offend you
Anonymous asked: Apples or Condoms?
THIS IS HOW I TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MY FANDOMS
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carsonphillips:
“Maybe we’re being Punk’d. Maybe… we’re being filmed right now. Maybe… WE’LL GET TO MEET ASHTON.”
Anonymous asked: I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!! aha do you remember this song? xx love your blog babe
Anonymous asked: Everywhere I will be, strong and free, right to the knee. That's my favorite piece of poetry, what's yours?
Anonymous asked: <p>So I need to get this off my chest, a week ago I met 1D and I talked to Liam first. He slapped my ass and we fucked later. xx</p>
Anonymous asked: <p>I see you</p>
allmymetaphors:
and another thing: it’s suddenly really trendy to be “awkward”
I just want to clarify that when i say i’m awkward I don’t mean it in like a cute quirky way. I mean I am like awkward to the point where it is socially debilitating and I can’t make friends because once I decide I want to be friends with someone they automatically make me ridiculously nervous and I feel like i’m...
When it’s a big day tomorrow but you can’t fall...
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
I think I'm just an angry person. At school.
Drop my pen:
Someone acts like an idiot:
Bitch pretends to be stupid:
Someone tells me a story:
Teacher gives pop quiz:
Some bitch acting like she’s all that:
and worst… Someone touches my food:
